>:-(

Ashley has just decided on possibly the worst thing in the world. She wants to get Lanie Holland, GOTY 2010, for Christmas. Here's how the conversation went down.

"NO! You cannot bring that bird-brained, phsyco green girl into our household!! I WON'T LET YOU," I screamed at Ashley.
"But you're the only GOTY I have. Aren't you lonely at times?"
"No, I'm perfectly fine with being your only Girl of the Year. I am NOT lonely and I am NOT going to let you get that doll! She is the most annoying doll on the PLANET, no, scratch that, THE UNIVERSE, and we will not let her into our house. Right guys?" My sisters were of course gathered around us and I couldn't tell if Elizabeth was actually playing with her phone or recording this.

"Well, I would actually love to have Lanie here Nicki. She looks like she would be really nice and I love her meet outfit," Kirsten said.
"I just realized that I could do so many things with her hair since it's not dry and tangled," Elizabeth told me.
"I like he shoes. And that's it," Emily told me. She did not like new dolls but she always did manage to find just one thing about them she liked.
"Claire? Don't you hate her coming to live us," I asked Claire.
"Sorry Nicki, but I've met some Lanie's at school and they are awfully nice," Claire replied.

"WHAT?!?!? None of you are against her coming to live with us?? What kind of family are you guys," I asked as I stormed away to post this on my blog.

And yes, I will do ANYTHING to make sure we don't get Lanie.

-Nicki Katherine with an Evil Mind >:-)